Posted 45 minutes ago

tinabelcherseverythingisokface:

reelaroundthedavekan:

ralfmaximus:

ithinkthatthismustbetheplace:

That’s because it’s not skilled labor, anyone can do those things. In order to make good money, you have to be able to do something that not everyone can do.

ARTISTS aren’t skilled labor? Really.

Make me some art RIGHT NOW. Paint me a portrait in oil-based acrylic. 

What? You don’t know that acrylics are water based, not oil based? Gee, that’s something only a skilled painter might know.    

Or instead compose me a song. Design packaging for this new product we’re launching in 10 days. Make me a webpage with eye-popping graphics you didn’t steal from another site.

Artists do all that. In fact, every manufactured thing you touch passed through the hands of a skilled artist at some point.

FAST FOOD! If fast food is ‘unskilled’ then why does Wendys, McDonalds (et al) expend time on training employees? Surely if any asshole off the street could do the work they can just slip right in there and start slinging happy meals on day one, right? 

Do you know the correct EH/OSHA-approved way to wash your hands? Do it wrong and you are literally violating the law. 

Quick: what do the symptoms of Hepatitis-A look like?  

Or let’s talk janitorial services. Do YOU think you can clean an entire floor of an office building in the allotted time? Where does the trash go? The recycling? How do you get ahold of the waste removal company when the dumpsters are inexplicably full at 4am? Whom do you call? What’s the account number? Is this even your job to worry about? If the dumpsters are full where do you put a night’s worth of collected trash?

What do you do with hazardous waste you might encounter, if you’re cleaning (say) an industrial workspace? Dispose of it incorrectly and that’s a crime.

What’s the procedure for when you encounter a trespasser in a secure building where supposedly nobody but you is working? Can you identify a fake or expired employee badge? Are you supposed to? Your training probably covered that. 

How much would we have to pay you, dear @ithinkthatthismustbetheplace, to deal with a seriously clogged toilet? Shit-smeared walls, standing waste water, the entire place trashed as if it was 3am after a frat party? You have less than an hour to return that restroom to pristine condition. And no, building services is not going to help you.  

You don’t think that requires skill? 

Or adequate compensation?

All labor is skilled labor

^^^

The idea of “skilled” or “unskilled” labor is inherently classist, and misses the fucking point anyway. All labor has dignity, whether you THINK it’s “skilled” or not, and all people deserve to live comfortably, whether they’re able to work or not.

When you peel back the layers of this bullshit argument it becomes obvious that it’s just another way to keep us huddled masses infighting instead of building guillotines.

Posted 2 hours ago

ne0ntetra:

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Lots and lots of old art 😋

Posted 2 hours ago

draconym:

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draconym:

draconym:

draconym:

As a nonbinary person it feels uncomfortable when strangers perceive my partner and I as a straight couple,

But it’s hilarious to me when they perceive us as father and son.

“Does he have his own luggage?” the agent behind the check-in desk asks brightly, making eye contact with my partner.

“Just carry-on,” I say as I slide my driver’s license across the counter toward her. Confusion dawns on her face. She glances up at me briefly before printing my boarding pass in silence.

“A soap making booth!” I exclaim. I’ve been to the renaissance faire a dozen times but I’ve never visited this shop. “Let’s make soap!”

“First you have to ask your Responsible Adult for five dollars,” says the vendor in a measured, singsong voice, and wags her index finger at me.

I look around, confused. Who is she talking about? Does she mean the young man trailing behind me? I turn back to her.

“I have five dollars …”

“Well you still have to ask him,” she smiles sweetly.

As I open my mouth to ask why, I suddenly realize she has misjudged my age by at least two decades.

“I’m older than he is,” is all I can think of to say.

“Would you like a children’s menu?”

“Sure, and if you’re taking drink orders, I could also go for a Corona.”

Hey op?

HOW???

I’m short

Posted 2 hours ago

solarpire:

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Point of view of the exotic pet (part 1) (the rest in reblogs)

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Point of view of the exotic pet (part 2)

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Point of view of the exotic pet (part 3)

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Point of view of the exotic pet (part 4 - final)

Posted 2 hours ago

girlfoxcock:

Hi Elon: please add a decreasing counter bar in the corner of the screen so I know how many posts left I can view. Because having a health bar on twitter would be the only funny thing you can do right now

Posted 2 hours ago

hyperbali:

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I kept the error message for posterity lol

So far this seems to mean “every tweet you scroll past counts as reading it” so it means that the entire thing is breaking down for you within minutes

Phony Stark literally strangling it to death

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marzipanandminutiae:

marzipanandminutiae:

nobody has yet made Miss Honey 23 years old in an adaptation of Matilda, which is her canon age (or younger, actually- they just describe her as “not older than 23” in the book)

and I think they should

she’s barely old enough to even be Matilda’s mother- 17 years older than her

not long out of childhood herself

took the earliest possible opportunity to escape from her hellish life with her aunt and has probably spent her entire adulthood up to this point in abject poverty. and STILL somewhat under the Trunchbull’s thumb

I really think casting a younger actress than usual would drive the point home that the character has had a lot of trauma happen in a relatively short time. and decides to rescue another mistreated child when she’s very much only just experiencing true freedom and independence for the first time herself

Posted 14 hours ago

visceralcoma:

kodzuken-sweetbea:

zetrystan:

zetrystan:

zetrystan:

Technically true.

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He got the job.

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He takes his job seriously.

I fuckin’ love this comic. Makes me smile like crazy every time it pops up.

I wonder if the Wolf Hunter thought he was going to a farm that grew elves.